Fashion Victim

We have all paid too much for clothes because they're cool. Thats o.k. We felt cool. Thats a feeling money can buy. So I say buy it. Your not a victim your cool man, just look at those clothes.

The real victim is not the person who whears the pants, it the one who has to wash them. I have a 7 year old boy. He likes rocks & gum(sometimes not his own). My hands don't fit in size 7 extra mini-mini-pockets.

I almost didn't have time to make this post 'cause I had 2 pair of pants & a pair of shorts to wash.

p.s. I got this pic from a very strange (but safe) blog. http://eh-drian.blogspot.com/

The Walmart King

There are some of us (I guess) that find our happy place inside the beautiful blue and white walls of Wal-mart. Hi my name is Blaine and I'm addicted to very shiny floors and roll-back-prices. Really it's not the prices or the floors. (but they are very shiny) It's the new motion sensitive lights they have in the freezer isles.
So there I was, it was late, I was feeling vulnerable. I took a hard left toward the rocky road & slow churned moose tracks. But with every step I took the freezers lights came on to my left & right. The further I entered the isle the more lights came on. I didn't stop at the rocky road. I passed right by the moose tracks. In fact, by the time I made it to the Popsicles, the whole row was lite up & I was running with my arms stretched over my head like a victorious warrior.
WOW! What a pick-me-up!

The British are comming!!!

I understand the need we have felt for years to have ethnic diversity in adds, T.V. shows and movies. Its good. We always include one of every race, sexual preference & at least 1 person in a wheel chair (maybe a midget).

I for one am glad we do. Living in the heart of northern Utah if it weren't for this media driven diversity I may look like my children do when they see someone who isn't "lilly white". You know, mouth slightly open, head caulked to the side, squinty confused eyes.

What I don't understand is why we can't seem to have a successful reality show without the host or at least one judge having a super thick super posh English accent. We don't owe them anything, & truthfully, most of them seem kinda rude.

Krab Phisher

I don't know for sure why I want to, but I would love to go out on a crab boat & go for it. Maybe it's the adventure or the big buck$. Maybe I have just a touch of small mans complex. (maybe) & yeah I watch deadliest catch. All the time.

If anyone has any leads on how I can get myself on a boat, please let me know.