The pregnant man

This morning Ben, Roxy & I all exited our rooms at the same time. I said "look at my beautiful kids!" to which Ben responded, making a faux rubbing of a pregnant belly at me: "I thought you meant look at my beautiful children." Then he laughed at me and ran down the stairs.

Ben's swollen finger

This is not Ben, it's just a pic of a swollen finger.
On the way home from school today Ben was complaining about how one of his fingers was swollen. He wasn't sure why, but it was definitely bigger than the other finger. As he was asking me my take on the big finger thing, Roxy pipped in..."Ben, It's just your man finger coming in." Where does she get this stuff.