Bring back the Bum

My dad taught me that you should give a little $ to the beggars on the corner. So, I try to when I can. But I'm starting to get a little frustrated. When my man is learning up against a pimped out mountain bike in a $200 pair of Carhartt coveralls...his beer breath and dirty fingernails are just a bit less convincing. 

Bums, they just don't make em' like they use to.