Blue Ribbon

I'm so proud of my dog, Blue! He is the recent winner of a local news paper contest for cool dog, or dog picture or something. Anyway he won. He gets a free grooming. I get the satisfaction of knowing I have a good lookin' dog.

Fishy lookin' horses

I've been noticing lately that horses almost never look me square in the eye. Maybe it's cause their eyes are on opposite sides of their heads. OR MAYBE...it's like when you see someone really hot and you want to look at them but you don't want them to know you're lookin' at em.

Please feel free to comment, but don't do the "maybe you're only attractive to horses" bit.

Bring back the Bum

My dad taught me that you should give a little $ to the beggars on the corner. So, I try to when I can. But I'm starting to get a little frustrated. When my man is learning up against a pimped out mountain bike in a $200 pair of Carhartt coveralls...his beer breath and dirty fingernails are just a bit less convincing. 

Bums, they just don't make em' like they use to.